So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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