We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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