hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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I miss you too mom :)
Either im really happy to see my phone, or this text is giving me a boner... wait, nevermind, it was just a fart.
Ahh the strange yet endearing things that make us think of others.
Ha! I miss you too. Why don't you bring the other one here and I'll do a nipple dance for you? ;)
Ha. Nipple clamps.
did they replace it with a paper clip?
Lol. What did you find under the bed?!