He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.