My hand turned me down
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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