Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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