Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
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hahahahah i think it would just ruin the appeal of this text if she really WAS talking on a phone...
That sounds like something I would do. :(
i bet she was on a i phone, and i always eat cucumbers who doesnt eat them raw there fucking dank
Who the fuck cooks a cucumber?
no. i am not an idiot. there IS a phone application on the ipod touch. my boyfriend has it. it connects to your own phone line. nice try tho.
this whole thing is hilarious
does anyone cook a cucumber?
1:57AM was awesome! lol
Who eats a cooked cucumber?
How does this text get accepted and not the hundred or so amazing ones i send??
you can use skype on an ipod touch. there is an audio input, designed probably initially for the app where you can record voice notes for yourself...
whatever, that was hilarious
aren't cuccumbers eaten raw?
there is actually a phone application on the ipod touch. so she could have easily been talking on it.
dank like eating ape cum off a spoon made of dried shit.
she was using it alllll wrong.
you stick the cucumber in the pussy and stream porn on the itouch.
clearly the girl was banging herself and streaming porn, then her roommates or whatever got home and she pretended to be talking on the phone while eating a cucumber
theres nowhere to talk into on an ipod touch. you're an idiot
yeah, this whole post is really a waste of t f l n
well that's what you get for one nighting tourists
i'm pretty sure cucumbers are the best raw! that's the only way i eat em :)
or it could have been an iphone -they look the same
Ah Hawaii - how I miss thee!
Fair point, 12:54.