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  • 33 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:20pm
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    hahahahah i think it would just ruin the appeal of this text if she really WAS talking on a phone...

  • 34 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:13pm
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    i bet she was on a i phone, and i always eat cucumbers who doesnt eat them raw there fucking dank

  • 35 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:24am
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    aren't cuccumbers eaten raw?

  • 31 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:54pm
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    Who eats a cooked cucumber?

  • 29 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:31pm
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    That sounds like something I would do. :(

  • 29 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:57am
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    clearly the girl was banging herself and streaming porn, then her roommates or whatever got home and she pretended to be talking on the phone while eating a cucumber

  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:44pm
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    How does this text get accepted and not the hundred or so amazing ones i send??

  • 32 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:56pm
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    no. i am not an idiot. there IS a phone application on the ipod touch. my boyfriend has it. it connects to your own phone line. nice try tho.

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:16pm
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    whatever, that was hilarious

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:48pm
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    dank like eating ape cum off a spoon made of dried shit.

  • 29 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:20pm
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    Who the fuck cooks a cucumber?

  • 29 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:55pm
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    this whole thing is hilarious

  • 26 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:25pm
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    Ah Hawaii - how I miss thee!

  • 28 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:43pm
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    you can use skype on an ipod touch. there is an audio input, designed probably initially for the app where you can record voice notes for yourself...

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:23pm
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    there is actually a phone application on the ipod touch. so she could have easily been talking on it.

  • 26 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:20am
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    well that's what you get for one nighting tourists

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:28pm
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    theres nowhere to talk into on an ipod touch. you're an idiot

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:48pm
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    does anyone cook a cucumber?

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:14pm
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    1:57AM was awesome! lol

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:12pm
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    she was using it alllll wrong. you stick the cucumber in the pussy and stream porn on the itouch.

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:58pm
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    yeah, this whole post is really a waste of t f l n

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:09pm
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    i'm pretty sure cucumbers are the best raw! that's the only way i eat em :)

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:48pm
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    or it could have been an iphone -they look the same

  • 8 10
    Submitted by jltc on May 27, 11 at 9:36am
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    Fair point, 12:54.

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