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  • hahahahah i think it would just ruin the appeal of this text if she really WAS talking on a phone...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:20pm
  • That sounds like something I would do. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:31pm
  • i bet she was on a i phone, and i always eat cucumbers who doesnt eat them raw there fucking dank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Who the fuck cooks a cucumber?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:20pm
  • no. i am not an idiot. there IS a phone application on the ipod touch. my boyfriend has it. it connects to your own phone line. nice try tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:56pm
  • this whole thing is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:55pm
  • does anyone cook a cucumber?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 1:57AM was awesome! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Who eats a cooked cucumber?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:54pm
  • How does this text get accepted and not the hundred or so amazing ones i send??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:44pm
  • you can use skype on an ipod touch. there is an audio input, designed probably initially for the app where you can record voice notes for yourself...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:43pm
  • whatever, that was hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:16pm
  • aren't cuccumbers eaten raw?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:24am
  • there is actually a phone application on the ipod touch. so she could have easily been talking on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:23pm
  • dank like eating ape cum off a spoon made of dried shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:48pm
  • she was using it alllll wrong. you stick the cucumber in the pussy and stream porn on the itouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:12pm
  • clearly the girl was banging herself and streaming porn, then her roommates or whatever got home and she pretended to be talking on the phone while eating a cucumber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:57am
  • theres nowhere to talk into on an ipod touch. you're an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:28pm
  • yeah, this whole post is really a waste of t f l n

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:58pm
  • well that's what you get for one nighting tourists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:20am
  • i'm pretty sure cucumbers are the best raw! that's the only way i eat em :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:09pm
  • or it could have been an iphone -they look the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Ah Hawaii - how I miss thee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Fair point, 12:54.

    Submitted by jltc on May 27, 11 at 9:36am
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