i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible