Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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