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  • i once tried to hold back from 'finishing' during sex, with the unintended consequence of letting out a loud fart. the chick still wanted to continue but i was too embarrassed and lost my erection. Didn't even get to finish. EPIC. FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:09pm
  • That is freaking awesome!

    Submitted by fallingurrl on May 12, 10 at 4:09am
  • 1:54, damn i came on here to say that hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:42am
  • sounds like someone's gonna need some plan b.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:51am
  • and boom goes the dynamite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:42pm
  • that had to be soooo awkward for the girl. yikes :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:24pm
  • If only I were this lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:37pm
  • That's physically impossible and not even funny. Yet another TFLN fail. And I'll add a flying fuck off to all the gaytards who are gonna say that saying fail is a fail. Go fuck yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I just ate a grape...and I.....JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:54pm
  • wtf @ physically impossible 4:52? i want proof, have you tried it? i think you're just upset because the pepper you used while rubbing one out was stale and didn't have the desired effect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:23am
  • i really want to try this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:59am
  • I dated an asthmatic for awhile... When she would wheeze and cough, she'd tighten up like a bench vise FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:20pm
  • wow, 3:53. i didn't think of it that way before. genius. sneezing feels soooooo good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 4:52 needs some anger management

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:40pm
  • wow... kids these days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Pretty sure the sneezing had nothing to do with prematurely ejaculating... just a coincidence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:03pm
  • thats called the extra credit haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Thats really sad :(, hopefully that doesnt happen around girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:27pm
  • 353 good thinking! And 154 I think I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:54pm
  • Or a newfound fetish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:06pm
  • well...at least it didnt kill you like people say it does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:30am
  • thats like two awesome feelings at once.....total win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:53pm