yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
why is half of my head shaved?
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