Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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