isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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