i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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