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  • 78 37
    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 13, 13 at 2:51pm

    I would prefer having Morgan Freeman to narrate my morning shit...

  • 69 36
    Submitted by RoffMain on Feb 13, 13 at 11:17pm

    In France they call it The Shit Royale.

  • 74 47
    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Feb 13, 13 at 5:36pm

    Damn nigga, that's one big motha fuckin shit! Say I don't know one more time! Say it mothafucka!!

  • 63 44
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 13, 13 at 4:45pm

    I have had enough if f-ing turtle heads on this (or any other) plane!

  • 55 39
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Feb 14, 13 at 2:27am

    They speak English in yo ass?!

  • 53 39
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Feb 14, 13 at 7:24am

    No no no. Sigourney weaver for the morning shit, and Samuel Jackson for my workday.

  • 52 40
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 13, 13 at 3:58pm

    He'd just yell at you the whole time

  • 51 56
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Feb 17, 13 at 4:08am

    If you want him, then you must having some pretty angry morning shits. Cuz that's all his voice is really good for. It definitely doesn't go with a nice, peaceful dump that's for sure

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 13, 13 at 10:08pm

    James earl Jones

  • 37 34
    Submitted by ronathon on Feb 19, 13 at 11:05am

    This is gold.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by OllieFranks on Aug 10, 13 at 9:30pm

    Nah, if we're doing Pulp Fiction I'd go with Chris Walken.