Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer