its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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