i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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Mayo sucks... My only bad encounter was eating a whole jar that was warm and left open all day... Never can eat that stuff again
Who the he'll thinks they can get insight about what girls think just from reading this made up shit?
Sooo not true, I just think mayo is nasty.
On the other hand, jizz is pretty yummy :)
116.... I didn't think whores were that young
someone jacked off in the mayo
Look at coleslaw dressing. Better fake jizz than mayo
I don't care if you're a raw fruit vegan, it doesn't change the taste of your jizz enough to convince me to swallow.
Ew. Another reason to hate mayo.
I'm not vegan but I love vegenaise. (It's like mayo but without the failness.)
Hmm. Well, that would certainly explain my ex-boyfriend's hatred of mayonnaise.
Mayo is the devils jizz
I still enjoy mayonaise.
Girls talk so much! Equally if not more often and more detailed than guys! At least that's how it's been for me.
2:32, you're being too kind. jizz is like hot rancid milk.
2:40, maybe you just found the needle in the haystack that doesn't make you gag on the taste. jizz is a foul substance. it's salty and sour and thick and warm.
unless a guy wants to snowball afterwards, no swallowing. no way.
I've hated mayo since I was little
it should, bukakke party rules: no alcohol 3-4 days and lots of fruit = bigger better loads
Or it could be that mayo is fucking terrible... Yep that's it
Mayo and jizz are nowhere near the same consistency, you fucking virgin.
unless i am repressing a horrible memory from my childhood, this isn't true. i've hated mayo my whole life.
i meant insights about what girls think about guys, how they taste.
2:30....hurry run out and suck a dick. Make sure you swollow.
I say jizz is not that bad... Of course I don't savor it like wine, but I have given enough blow jobs in my life to be able to have an opinion.
Oh, and I like mayo.
You can eat pineapple to make your cum taste good. Plus, you can put the pineapple up your whore's ass if she doesn't obey and swallows.
1:59, i know something worse you can put in your mouth
I'm 13 and I'm fucking myself with a crucifix.
It has the texture of warm snot, but snot kind of tastes sweet, from what I can tell when I had a really bad cold.
Cum makes my mouth pucker. It is more like rancid milk. With lemon extract.
have had one bad encounter... but not another since... still hate mayo
a text straight from the mind of a 12 year old virgin.
Get your mind out of the gutter
I fucking hate mayonnaise and mustard.
mayo was made by the devil..ugh it is the worst thing in the world you could put in your mouth.
TARA ARE YOU READING THIS..BAAAHAHAHAH
I'm a girl and I like both...
Jizz is always nasty, and a lot of people still like mayo.
TOTALLY NOT TRUE! I just hate the taste of mayo.
warm snot. hahahahaha. That's a good description.
for all you that don't like the taste your blowing the wrong guys. Have them eat pinapple earlier in the day. Damn you inexperienced asses.
girls don't talk about guys like we talk about them. i get alot of insights from here. i'm glad i will never know what jizz tastes like.
I would never ask a girl to swallow. No matter how good I thought I tasted there is still no way I would try it so why would I try and get her to. And 3:44 it's not really putting his head in the gutter if the girl above that was already talking about how she tickles her tonsils with every cock she can find.
That's why I hate mayo... Or is mayo the reason I love cock?
I'm 12 and I love cum.
Well, you're wrong.
I have some jizz I'd like you to have a bad experience with
Is that what JIZZ tastes like?
mayo is good, and it all depends on what the guy eats that makes the cum taste good or bad. but either way its not that bad and i always swallow.
So all non-white people have had a bad experience with jizz??
You all are stupid she means the similarity of mayo to nut ratards ....
What's the point of swallowing? You took him in your mouth and got him off anyway. It's not too much to let him finish on his stomach.
Mustard wins. Real mustard, not take yellow stuff.
I don't get why people hate mayo. It's good on ham and bologna and cheeseburgers
I ate Mayo once on a hot day when I was younger, got sick. Never ate Mayo again, I hate it.
I personally hate mayonnaise and love love LOVE to swallow cum. It's delicious! And I'm a girl.