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  • Mayo sucks... My only bad encounter was eating a whole jar that was warm and left open all day... Never can eat that stuff again Who the he'll thinks they can get insight about what girls think just from reading this made up shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Sooo not true, I just think mayo is nasty. On the other hand, jizz is pretty yummy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:56pm
  • 116.... I didn't think whores were that young

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:34pm
  • someone jacked off in the mayo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Mayo is the devils jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:36pm
  • I don't care if you're a raw fruit vegan, it doesn't change the taste of your jizz enough to convince me to swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Look at coleslaw dressing. Better fake jizz than mayo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Ew. Another reason to hate mayo. I'm not vegan but I love vegenaise. (It's like mayo but without the failness.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:57pm
  • I still enjoy mayonaise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Hmm. Well, that would certainly explain my ex-boyfriend's hatred of mayonnaise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Girls talk so much! Equally if not more often and more detailed than guys! At least that's how it's been for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:16pm
  • 2:32, you're being too kind. jizz is like hot rancid milk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I've hated mayo since I was little

    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 27, 11 at 12:00pm
  • Mayo and jizz are nowhere near the same consistency, you fucking virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:47pm
  • it should, bukakke party rules: no alcohol 3-4 days and lots of fruit = bigger better loads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Or it could be that mayo is fucking terrible... Yep that's it

    Submitted by bigwhiteguy91 on Sep 15, 11 at 1:32pm
  • 2:40, maybe you just found the needle in the haystack that doesn't make you gag on the taste. jizz is a foul substance. it's salty and sour and thick and warm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:41pm
  • unless a guy wants to snowball afterwards, no swallowing. no way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:01pm
  • 2:30....hurry run out and suck a dick. Make sure you swollow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I say jizz is not that bad... Of course I don't savor it like wine, but I have given enough blow jobs in my life to be able to have an opinion. Oh, and I like mayo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:33pm
  • unless i am repressing a horrible memory from my childhood, this isn't true. i've hated mayo my whole life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:59pm
  • i meant insights about what girls think about guys, how they taste.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:12pm
  • I'm 13 and I'm fucking myself with a crucifix.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:16am
  • a text straight from the mind of a 12 year old virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Get your mind out of the gutter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 1:59, i know something worse you can put in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:06pm
  • mayo was made by the devil..ugh it is the worst thing in the world you could put in your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:59pm
  • I fucking hate mayonnaise and mustard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Jizz is always nasty, and a lot of people still like mayo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:08pm
  • have had one bad encounter... but not another since... still hate mayo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:03pm
  • TOTALLY NOT TRUE! I just hate the taste of mayo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:05pm
  • TARA ARE YOU READING THIS..BAAAHAHAHAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:53pm
  • You can eat pineapple to make your cum taste good. Plus, you can put the pineapple up your whore's ass if she doesn't obey and swallows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:20am
  • It has the texture of warm snot, but snot kind of tastes sweet, from what I can tell when I had a really bad cold. Cum makes my mouth pucker. It is more like rancid milk. With lemon extract.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:46pm
  • for all you that don't like the taste your blowing the wrong guys. Have them eat pinapple earlier in the day. Damn you inexperienced asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:24pm
  • I would never ask a girl to swallow. No matter how good I thought I tasted there is still no way I would try it so why would I try and get her to. And 3:44 it's not really putting his head in the gutter if the girl above that was already talking about how she tickles her tonsils with every cock she can find.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:46pm
  • I'm a girl and I like both...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:33pm
  • That's why I hate mayo... Or is mayo the reason I love cock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Well, you're wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:00pm
  • warm snot. hahahahaha. That's a good description.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I'm 12 and I love cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:16am
  • girls don't talk about guys like we talk about them. i get alot of insights from here. i'm glad i will never know what jizz tastes like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:50pm
  • mayo is good, and it all depends on what the guy eats that makes the cum taste good or bad. but either way its not that bad and i always swallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:39pm
  • So all non-white people have had a bad experience with jizz??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I have some jizz I'd like you to have a bad experience with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Mustard wins. Real mustard, not take yellow stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Is that what JIZZ tastes like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:30pm
  • What's the point of swallowing? You took him in your mouth and got him off anyway. It's not too much to let him finish on his stomach.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:57pm
  • You all are stupid she means the similarity of mayo to nut ratards ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:05am
  • I don't get why people hate mayo. It's good on ham and bologna and cheeseburgers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I ate Mayo once on a hot day when I was younger, got sick. Never ate Mayo again, I hate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I personally hate mayonnaise and love love LOVE to swallow cum. It's delicious! And I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:44pm