At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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