So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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