what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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