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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

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(716): View more from New York

she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game

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(513): View more from Ohio

You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

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(928): View more from Arizona

Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.

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(530): View more from California

I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

her booty call wants to take you to dinner?

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