when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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