I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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what the hell happend to "remember that tect you should'nt have sent last night" ?
god this site has jumped off a fuckin cliff
It wouldn't suprise me on a RIPTA bus, especially in providence
well that's the ripta for you.
9:37 has never been to a big city.
People that think it's fake obviously haven't taken a RIPTA bus in Providence before.
It actually doesn't sound very farfetched. Unfortunately, I've seen this sort of thing happen before. Ah, the joys of public transportation.
fuck rhode island and RIPTA... hope that really happened to whoever asshole this is.
The mom on "Family Circus" is pretty hott, but I still don't know if I would do that in front of people...
this one time i was riding the ripta and giving this kid a hand job, but it felt dirty so we got off at the church on broadway in newps and finished up there.
It's kind of like the Dave chappelles stand up where the homeless guy was jackin off on the bus..this person heard that and then made a less funny version of it...
screw you 10:06 ri kicks assssssss
RI all the wayyyy
That's so gucking BS
gotta love RIPTA busses
Yeah I agree with 9:02 too...this site has jumped the shark...used to be funny all the time...now just is kinda meh...
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
oh i get it he jizzed on your mitten and you think its gross.
fuck yourself jeff piece of shit.
this country is going to hell...... because of retards like all of you.
Who the fuck wears mittens?!
Rhode island rhode island. :)
Girls don't jerk off
Well first, this text is faker than pamela andersons boobs. Second...no that was actually about it.
I once paid your mom a dollar to tounge my butthole
but homeless people don't know how to clean up?
Who cares if its funny...it's fucking funny
I was on this bus.
no really i am tellin the truth..
RIPTA! As someone living in RI, I know this must be true. RIPTA is nasty!
all men have needs, even homeless ones.
Why can't we all fucking just be nice to each other? Wtf?
how is this a good night
Oooooo, sad. Poor mitten.
fake as fuck. The sad thing is when you send in a real text that was funny as hell and they dont post it.
Reppin the 401, classy fucks
Ya the Fonz definatly jumped the shark. Hahahaha that's great.
@2:07am RIPTA stands for rhode island public transit authority, bus system in rhodie
6:37-- fail... Can't spell tongue right.
rhodie, no way that's legit
You're a disgrace to 401
Wow RI that's pathetic
Sry bout that I was wasted.
This is real alright!. Happened to me yesterday
A homeless man peed on me once while riding the the bus. I cried.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
see the thing about this is that it didn't happen
this probally isnt true...but fuck RIPTA anyways
I'm fingering myself
That bus smell nasty
What's ripta? Don't judge in from evergreen
This is on fml...
Clean him with your mouth next time
you should have sucked him off and saved the mitten.
There's no way this is real. Funny though.
I like to shit on peoples faces
This is what we get for teaching Afro-Americans to read and write.
I once paid a homeless man $50 to eat a piece of dog shit.
one time a guy rolled a blunt on the bus next to me
Sounds unreal but if you've ever used rhode island public transportation you'd never doubt it
cool story bro... (9:52)