I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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what the hell happend to "remember that tect you should'nt have sent last night" ?
god this site has jumped off a fuckin cliff
well that's the ripta for you.
It wouldn't suprise me on a RIPTA bus, especially in providence
9:37 has never been to a big city.
It's kind of like the Dave chappelles stand up where the homeless guy was jackin off on the bus..this person heard that and then made a less funny version of it...
It actually doesn't sound very farfetched. Unfortunately, I've seen this sort of thing happen before. Ah, the joys of public transportation.
screw you 10:06 ri kicks assssssss
The mom on "Family Circus" is pretty hott, but I still don't know if I would do that in front of people...
Yeah I agree with 9:02 too...this site has jumped the shark...used to be funny all the time...now just is kinda meh...
RI all the wayyyy
this one time i was riding the ripta and giving this kid a hand job, but it felt dirty so we got off at the church on broadway in newps and finished up there.
fuck rhode island and RIPTA... hope that really happened to whoever asshole this is.
gotta love RIPTA busses
That's so gucking BS
Rhode island rhode island. :)
oh i get it he jizzed on your mitten and you think its gross.
fuck yourself jeff piece of shit.
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Who the fuck wears mittens?!
People that think it's fake obviously haven't taken a RIPTA bus in Providence before.
this country is going to hell...... because of retards like all of you.
I was on this bus.
no really i am tellin the truth..
Who cares if its funny...it's fucking funny
Girls don't jerk off
I once paid your mom a dollar to tounge my butthole
RIPTA! As someone living in RI, I know this must be true. RIPTA is nasty!
how is this a good night
fake as fuck. The sad thing is when you send in a real text that was funny as hell and they dont post it.
all men have needs, even homeless ones.
Why can't we all fucking just be nice to each other? Wtf?
Reppin the 401, classy fucks
but homeless people don't know how to clean up?
Oooooo, sad. Poor mitten.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
6:37-- fail... Can't spell tongue right.
Ya the Fonz definatly jumped the shark. Hahahaha that's great.
@2:07am RIPTA stands for rhode island public transit authority, bus system in rhodie
Well first, this text is faker than pamela andersons boobs. Second...no that was actually about it.
A homeless man peed on me once while riding the the bus. I cried.
this probally isnt true...but fuck RIPTA anyways
Wow RI that's pathetic
see the thing about this is that it didn't happen
You're a disgrace to 401
This is real alright!. Happened to me yesterday
What's ripta? Don't judge in from evergreen
That bus smell nasty
Sry bout that I was wasted.
I'm fingering myself
This is on fml...
Clean him with your mouth next time
There's no way this is real. Funny though.
rhodie, no way that's legit
I like to shit on peoples faces
This is what we get for teaching Afro-Americans to read and write.
I once paid a homeless man $50 to eat a piece of dog shit.
one time a guy rolled a blunt on the bus next to me
Sounds unreal but if you've ever used rhode island public transportation you'd never doubt it
you should have sucked him off and saved the mitten.
cool story bro... (9:52)