I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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what the hell happend to "remember that tect you should'nt have sent last night" ?
god this site has jumped off a fuckin cliff
well that's the ripta for you.
It's kind of like the Dave chappelles stand up where the homeless guy was jackin off on the bus..this person heard that and then made a less funny version of it...
9:37 has never been to a big city.
It actually doesn't sound very farfetched. Unfortunately, I've seen this sort of thing happen before. Ah, the joys of public transportation.
screw you 10:06 ri kicks assssssss
The mom on "Family Circus" is pretty hott, but I still don't know if I would do that in front of people...
It wouldn't suprise me on a RIPTA bus, especially in providence
RI all the wayyyy
gotta love RIPTA busses
Yeah I agree with 9:02 too...this site has jumped the shark...used to be funny all the time...now just is kinda meh...
Rhode island rhode island. :)
That's so gucking BS
fuck rhode island and RIPTA... hope that really happened to whoever asshole this is.
this one time i was riding the ripta and giving this kid a hand job, but it felt dirty so we got off at the church on broadway in newps and finished up there.
People that think it's fake obviously haven't taken a RIPTA bus in Providence before.
Who the fuck wears mittens?!
oh i get it he jizzed on your mitten and you think its gross.
fuck yourself jeff piece of shit.
I was on this bus.
no really i am tellin the truth..
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Girls don't jerk off
this country is going to hell...... because of retards like all of you.
I once paid your mom a dollar to tounge my butthole
RIPTA! As someone living in RI, I know this must be true. RIPTA is nasty!
Who cares if its funny...it's fucking funny
fake as fuck. The sad thing is when you send in a real text that was funny as hell and they dont post it.
how is this a good night
6:37-- fail... Can't spell tongue right.
all men have needs, even homeless ones.
Reppin the 401, classy fucks
but homeless people don't know how to clean up?
Oooooo, sad. Poor mitten.
A homeless man peed on me once while riding the the bus. I cried.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
@2:07am RIPTA stands for rhode island public transit authority, bus system in rhodie
Why can't we all fucking just be nice to each other? Wtf?
see the thing about this is that it didn't happen
Well first, this text is faker than pamela andersons boobs. Second...no that was actually about it.
this probally isnt true...but fuck RIPTA anyways
Wow RI that's pathetic
I'm fingering myself
Ya the Fonz definatly jumped the shark. Hahahaha that's great.
You're a disgrace to 401
What's ripta? Don't judge in from evergreen
This is real alright!. Happened to me yesterday
That bus smell nasty
Clean him with your mouth next time
Sry bout that I was wasted.
This is on fml...
rhodie, no way that's legit
Sounds unreal but if you've ever used rhode island public transportation you'd never doubt it
There's no way this is real. Funny though.
one time a guy rolled a blunt on the bus next to me
I once paid a homeless man $50 to eat a piece of dog shit.
I like to shit on peoples faces
This is what we get for teaching Afro-Americans to read and write.
you should have sucked him off and saved the mitten.
cool story bro... (9:52)