If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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2 kinds of women....those that tequila makes fighting mad and those that it makes take their clothes off. Unfortunatly there is only one way to find out which type they are.
Who ever wrote this is my soulmate!!
10:55pm-you read my mind! i was srsly just about to type that exact same thing! damn you! great minds think alike.
oh look at me. i spam on tfln. aren't i fucking cool. (fucking douchewads)
I know that's right!
48th and yes these were all me (4th-48th)
Anything mexican and I will Sleep with the person. Mexican food and drink = only thing god and Mexico ever got right
This is fuckin stupid what a dumb text
Agreed !! Both guacamole and tequila r aquired taste and that takes a special woman!! ( big tone strikes again)
These are words to live by
AMEN...words to live by!
I can definitely be won over via tequila and guacamole. WTF is wrong with that?
lol at 34rd and 44rd.
oh, booty call becca. you're funny.