The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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