my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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