you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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This is fucking hilarious
i really cannot tell you why but this made me laugh lol
I hope 2:09 was joking
2:09 is obviously some asshole who hates some guy named Leroy, and Leroy is probably some sad lonely kid with no friends, and 2:09 is a bully and wants to make his life even more miserable. What a dick!
ill burn your english muffin...
This isn't funny or witty, this type of situations happen all the time
Fucking hilarious, this sounds exactly like something my friend Jimmy would do except the toaster would then be called a minion of Satan
had nights like this on both ends of the phone.
In Soviet Russia, your toaster fuckin hates YOU!!!!!!
Haha this made my day so far.
2:09 that's fuckin weird
@3:14: NO, *you* are stupid.
I have always wondered what it would be like to have sexual intercoarse with my toaster. It's smooth, silver body just titilates my testosterone and I just want to insert myself in it's godly slots. I imagine licking her insides and picking up all of the crumbs that dirty girl has hoarded. Then I'll rub a lil butter all over her and attempt to stick her inside my anus goatse style whilst rubbing peanut butter on my genitals for a treat that my beloved Labrador can enjoy.
I like the use of the past tense on hated ;)
Don't call me anymore
Something id do