So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just google imaged poop.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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