we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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