Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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