i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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