sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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