Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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