Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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