I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize