um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
