I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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