do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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