distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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