turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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