I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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