You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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