I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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