At least make sure they are 18
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I think I died a long time ago.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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