I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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