ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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