Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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