He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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