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  • PLEASE DONT PULL THE "IF YOUR NOT READY TO HAVE A KID YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING"..... I think your a hypocrite because, if you were really that moral, you wouldnt use the word fucking in that sentence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:56am
  • Well, maybe if you people didn't buy expired condoms and applied them right you wouldn't have the problem of it breaking. Just saying. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:59pm
  • actually i researched it b/c i'm paranoid as fuck. Durex are the best. They have the top 4 most effective I believe. Plus the extra sensitive and sensithin condoms are awesome. The ones you get at planned parenthood are the worst and gold coins. Trojans suck...don't buy um unless you need magnums.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:58pm
  • ^^not true. happened to me, too. plan b is fucking expensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:02pm
  • That's why you need a backup plan...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:23pm
  • I don't think it was very planned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Dont be so naive people can have good morals and cuss that is in no way being a hypocrite dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:29am
  • trojans suck both times that condoms broke on me were by trojans.....durex is better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:55am
  • Your : possessive you're : you are Learn it. For the love. And the pill is about $10 a month. Don't be an idiot; plan b and abortions are supposed to be a last resort. Try to be a little fucking responsible, people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Shit happens. ........Good luck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Durex, extremely low breakage rates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:36pm
  • lifestyles are the worst I would snap those fuckers putting them on. I don't always wear condoms but when I do I prefer the gold wrapper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:33pm
  • maybe she's talking about having to get STD tested now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:11am
  • i love how everyone ASSUMES it's sooooo easy to be on the pill. if you don'thave insurance, it ain't $10. it's the cost of an MD visit and the pills. did you know that some people can't use ANY hormonal birth control? what do you tell them? oh, too bad the pill will give you a blood clot and kill you, use it anyway in case the condom breaks. this site is supposed to be funny, but naive, entitled people make me sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:48pm
  • if your not ready to have a kid, you shouldn't be fucking anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:50pm
  • First of all... even if you use a condom correctly they have a small chance of failing.... something like 2%. Second of all - Plan B is not that expensive, at least where I'm from it isn't. Sounds like in this situation, it's too late for Plan B anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I had to do the same damn thing...paid $60 bucks for plan b because of trojan... so. pissed.

    Submitted by cassiej09 on Mar 5, 11 at 5:22pm
  • That's why you should have taken up the ass. No kids that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:44pm
  • I read a Consumer Reports study once that said Lifestyles were actually the most effective.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Dear 11:50 pm,\nYou're an idiot.\n\nSincerely 727.

    Submitted by littleblackcat91 on Dec 23, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Trojans fit waaaaayyyy too tight, it's like a damn cock ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 11:18am
  • I'm sorry that really sucks. I hope everything works out for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:03pm
  • there's nothing funny about an abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:51am
  • lmao thats y all women should be on the pill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:32pm
  • You're putting it on wrong. Pinch the tip and press it down onto the head, then unroll it down over your junk. If you do it right they don't break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:38pm
  • trojans fail... I prefer durex, or mebbe some of the crappy ones that planned parenthood hands out : /

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:05pm
  • It should be called Unplanned Parenthood. More fitting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:59pm
  • plan b is only $19 at planned parenthood wayyy better than a baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:14pm
  • its implied that it broke. its called an INFERENCE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Durex sucks - they smell funny and make me gag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:15am
  • "Don't have sex unless you're ready to have kids"? Really? So even all older, married couples who don't want children shouldn't ever have sex AT ALL? THERE'S a healthy marriage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:13pm
  • thats why girls have a face. the best birth control there is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:31pm
  • silly OP, all condoms are for fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:27am
  • Way to kill a child for your own mistake. but... mistakes happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:14pm
  • really if you're not dumb, there shouldn't be a problem. really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:00am
  • Yeah.... happened to me to. Thats why we use Durex... never steered me wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:47am
  • Depending on whether you're worried about STI's or pregnancy ....... For one I'd recommend oral and for the other don't fuck dirty people.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 27, 10 at 6:14pm
  • Britney, is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:04am
  • Durex, fool. Trojan stuff blows ass, and smells like it too! Oh well. Sucks to be you. The smell always messed the mood up for me so I went to durex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:12am
  • same exact thing happened to me last night. i especially enjoyed the old woman shouting about murdering babies outside. fuck that, i love killing my unborn children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:32am
  • i heard Lifestyles break the easiest....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Nowhere in this text did it say the condom broke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:06pm
  • damm that suxx....go with plan b, and 12:39, totally agree with u!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:56pm
  • been there.. that sucks :/ good luck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Plan B isn't an abortion, it stops the egg from implanting, basically just lets you have your period as normal, doesn't allow the egg to have any growth. Know your facts. And that's why I quit using ultra thin, they would always break, had to go get Plan B ($35 at my Planned Parenthood). Trojan's Very Sensitive are almost as good as Ultra Thin and I've never had one break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:41pm
  • Dear 11:50 pm, you're an idiot.\nSincerely girl from 727.

    Submitted by littleblackcat91 on Dec 23, 10 at 11:02pm