We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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