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  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:40am

    What. U fuckin his dog r sum

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:55am

    Wow. Like doggie dick?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    Oh yes please son! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:11am

    Wowwaweewa, your fucked in the head.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:05am

    2 54 no i dont do fatties

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:59pm

    all i have to say is FUCK TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT!

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:59am

    Like a child on her way here, would you smile and run the other way?

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:19pm

    I'm glad we weren't having tacos.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:34pm

    Charles Rutherford needs to fucking burn in hell already.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:33am

    12:03, she calls it her "little Pedro" because she's seeing another guy named Pedro and his dick is twice as big.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:39pm

    Go to hell you fucks

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:41pm

    The OP is 10 years old.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    Duhhh my name is 11:46 and im a retard :) duhhh

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:24pm

    Hey if a cats a pussy is a dog a dick

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:18pm

    I'm glad we weren't having ravioli. They look like butt puckers.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:22pm

    I'm funny like Jesus. And A dumb mother fucker just like Jesus.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:54am

    Anyone here wanna eat me out?

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:44pm

    This is why I am a vegitarian.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:39pm

    WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:27pm

    @9:03--I think I figured it out. They click submit, and then they get to moderate their own text.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:12pm

    All of your base are belong to us.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:37am

    12;03--12:20, you both can go fuck yourselves. Rot in hell

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:31pm

    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:12pm

    I love beastiality too!!! (doodooface)

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:59pm

    I'd like to punch the "WTF" guy right in his face.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:43pm

    That's funny, because whenever I see a dog, I think of your mom eating my sausage.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:40pm

    You guys are all fuck tards. Every last one of you

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:13pm

    that's what you get for eating sausage- it's mystery meet, and, i assure you, it has animal penis in it, among other appetizing animal parts.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:03am

    My gf liks my wener I hav a nice wener my gf liks to suc it good. She calls my wener her little Pedro idk y bcuz I am wite and all and I'm lik babie I'm wite but she was lik I don't care I lik yur Pedro and then we hav secs my gf is so sexsy and we lik to fuk allot

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:30pm

    TFLN is hardly a site worth visiting anymore. the last 20 texts posted haven't even been funny.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:03pm

    Why are stupid posts like this allowed?

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:50am

    West Palm Beach That's messed up

  • 26 36
    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 1, 12 at 4:06am

    Well then...

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    WTF= why the face, duhhh

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:17pm

    10:15, either you think you are funny or you are just a dumb mother fucker.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:36pm

    WHAT THE FUCK WTF WHAT THE FUCK WTF WHAT THE FUCK WTF

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:55am

    Fuk you 12:33 this is 12:03s gf and I only hav secs with him bcuz he is a good love and I lik to fuk him allot bcuz he has a nice wener and he liks my ass so fuk you! fuk YOOOUUU!

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:43pm

    Mohammed was a boy banging poop eating retard.

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:32pm

    Charles Rutheford wonders which gets you more excited? A)Dog Dick or B)Mom making sausage

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:15pm

    What the fuck does "WTF" stand for?