So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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