Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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